I Don't Compromise. I Only Do The

I'm A Very Ritualistic Person. I Have To Wash My Face Twice, And On The Second Wash Before I Rinse, I Brush My Teeth, Then I Rinse, Then I Floss, Then I Put On Moisturizer. I'm Ritualistic. Jewishness Is Very Ritualistic.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

I'm Always In Those Tabloids Where They Show Who's Badly Dressed. It's Funny, Because Each Time I'm Getting My Picture Taken, I'm Thinking, This Is A Nice Outfit.

If We Can Send A Person To The Moon, We Can Send Someone With Aids To The Moon, And Then Someday We Can Send Everybody With Aids To The Moon.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.