I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like

Let's Escape The Past. The Past Didn't Work. All We Have Is The Future, And I'm The One Who Wrote "no Future For You!" Don't Let The Irony Be Lost.

I Showed What I Can Do With Butter, Right? Eighty-five Percent Increase In Sales. I'm Very Proud Of Them Country Life Ads. They Were Funny And Clever And Classy Like The Toblerone Ads I Grew Up With.

Love Is Two Minutes And Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishy Sounds.

Punk Is Like Looking At A Mirror. I Already Have A Mirror So I Don't Need The Offspring To Remind Me How Gorgeous I Am.

I've Had Great Pleasure Meeting The Likes Of Newt Gingrich And Having A Chat With The Fellow On A Staircase. I Found Him Completely Dishonest And Totally Likeable, Because He Doesn't Care! He Knows What A Politician Is, And He's A Perfect Embodiment Of One.