I Don't Actually Own A Car.

I'd Get Sent Home From The First Audition Of So You Think You Can Dance. My Dancing Is Sort Of Controlled Spasms. I Fully Accept It Might Appear Ridiculous. But It's Passionate!

Some People Are Into Bondage... And Some People Are Into Crossdressing.. . And Some People Are Into Coldplay. It's Okay, I Don't Mind Being A Fetish.

In America Idea Of Freedom Isn't Actually About Freedom. That's About Power. The Point Of An Artist Is To Find Out What Are The Flavors That I Must Work With. Finding One's Freedom Is About Surrendering To Your Helplessness.

Men Should Always Change Diapers. It's A Very Rewarding Experience. It's Mentally Cleansing. It's Like Washing Dishes, But Imagine If The Dishes Were Your Kids, So You Really Love The Dishes.

There Comes A Point Where It Doesn't Matter How Many Zeroes Are At The End Of Your Bank Account.