I Don’t Want To Be Seen Smiling,

I Do Go To Football Sometimes But I Don't Know The Offside Rule Or Free-kicks - Or Side Kicks - Or Whatever They're Called.

What Do You Wear On A Running Machine? I Can't Bring Myself To Wear Flat Shoes.

I Become Quite Obsessive When I Get Into Something.

Sunglasses Always Hide A Multitude Of Sins. Sunglasses And A Great Pair Of Heels Can Turn Most Outfits Around.

I Have Always Loved Fashion Since I Was A Kid And Customized My School Uniforms.