I’m A Gay Man In A Woman’s

I Do Go To Football Sometimes But I Don't Know The Offside Rule Or Free-kicks - Or Side Kicks - Or Whatever They're Called.

Everyone's Showing Their Thong Out The Back Of Their Jeans. But You Shouldn't Wear Any. You Get A Better Line If You Wear No Knickers.

I Have Started Smiling! I've Mastered This Smirk; It's A Smile That Isn't A Smile.

I Can Relax In L.a. I Think I'm The Only Person In That Town Who Doesn't Want To Act. I Was An Ok Singer. I Was An Ok Dancer. But Acting? Never Could Do It.

I Love What I Do Professionally, I'm Really Blessed. But My Priority Is My Husband And My Children.