I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

I Like My Parents But They Are Just Not Good Parents. They Are Nice Enough People. I'm Not Interested In Hurting Their Feelings.

People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.