I Do Still Get Intimidated By Certain

I Do What I Do Because I Love It.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

Having Children Is Like Living In A Frat House - Nobody Sleeps, Everything's Broken, And There's A Lot Of Throwing Up.

Identical Twins. I'm Glad They're Identical 'cause You Save Money On Photographs. That's What I Like. Yeah. Here's My Little Boy. I Got Another One Just Like It.

Why Can't I Love Him (a 2 Yr Old Nephew) From Afar? That's How I Want To Love Him - Through Pictures And Folklore.