I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

Ham's Substantial, Ham Is Fat. Ham Is Firm And Sound. Ham's What God Was Getting At When He Made Pigs So Round.

Contemporary American Children, If They Are Old Enough To Grasp The Concept Of Santa Claus By Thanksgiving, Are Able To See Through It By December 15th.

Certainly People Have Said A Lot Of Deeply Unfortunate And Stupid Things In Southern Accents, But That Doesn't Mean There's Anything Wrong With The Accent Itself.

A Dog Will Make Eye Contact. A Cat Will, Too, But A Cat's Eyes Don't Even Look Entirely Warm-blooded To Me, Whereas A Dog's Eyes Look Human Except Less Guarded. A Dog Will Look At You As If To Say, "what Do You Want Me To Do For You? I'll Do Anything For You." Whether A Dog Can In Fact, Do Anything For You If You Don't Have Sheep (i Never Have) Is Another Matter. The Dog Is Willing.

I Always Wanted To Win The Super Bowl So I Could Take It And Hold It And See What Lies Beyond It. I Think It May Be The Sun.