I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling

I Think People, For The Most Part, Actually Want What They Think Is Best.

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.

I'm Not Going To Benefit From Free College Education, But I Think All Those Things Are Good For The Country.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

I'll Think Of The Idea And Then I'll Write Something Down, Then Within That There Will Be A Joke Or Two Which Is The Original Thing Which I Thought Was Funny.