I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling

Nobody Is Going To Be As Bad For Free Thinking, Right-minded Individuals Than George Bush.

I Think I'd Be A Really Good Dad. So Perhaps I'm Doing Society A Disservice By Not Having As Many Kids As Possible.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

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