I Do Not Want Any Child In

When I Talk To Kids Who Are Overweight, I See My Face On Their Bodies.

I Don't Know About You, But Every Time Some Joker Points Me Out As I Walk Through An Airport Wearing Extra-small Dolfin Shorts, A Tank Top And Leg Warmers, I Get A Little Upset.

If Anyone's Depressed For Any Reason, Whether A Relationship Has Fallen Apart Or They're Having Money Problems, Wearing Feathered Wings And A Tutu Takes You Into A Whole Other World. A Whole New Woooooorld, A World Of Bright And Shining Stars!

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

I Think At The Age Of 50, Everyone Should Write Their Own Autobiography.