I Do Not Live In The World

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.