I Do Miss George Bush. Compared To

In America, If A Democrat Even Thinks You're Calling Him Liberal He Grabs An Orange Vest And A Rifle And Heads Into The Woods To Kill Something.

I Think Democrats Are Complacent. They Think That Russia Is Going To Save Us. Bob Mueller Is Going To Come In With A Report.

But Isn't There Something Wrong When I'm The Only Guy In The Country That Got Fired For 9/11?

I Don't Do Heroin Myself, But It's Done Wonders For My Music Collection.

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