I Do Date Quite Frequently.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

Listen, I'm A Big Fan Of Everything On Nbc. When I Think Of Comedy On Tv, I Really Think Of Nbc.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I Write Short Stories. I Write Every Day.

I'm Just A Normal Guy.