I Do Dark [humor]. I Like People

I Don't Want To Wake Up With Cops Surrounding My Bed Tonight.

I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.

I Think My Friends Wife Has Been Banging A Black Guy. Because They Just Had A Baby. And The Baby Had A Hole In It.

I've Spent The Past Two Years Looking For My Ex-girlfriend’s Killer… But No One Will Do It.

Everyone Has The Same Kind Of Fears; Everyone Has The Same Big Problems In The World, Which Is, Like, Fear Of Death And I Hope Horrible Things Dont Happen To My Family, But They Do. And I Think People Laugh At Them As This Great Release.