I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work

Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Just Got Themselves A Marriage License. I Think Before She Gets Married Again Pam Needs To Slow Down And Think About Whether This Is Really The Man She Wants To Spend Three Or Four Months Of Her Life With.

If Someone Took The 'f' Letter Off Me, I'd Be Ucked.

No One Tells Me What To Do -- In Any Capacity.

I Like To Just Follow What I Find Compelling. In Order For Me To Be Compelling, I Have To Be Compelled. I Don't Try To Think About What People Are Interested In Seeing, I Have To Be Interested. For Me, That Works The Best.

I Love People Who Have Such Passion For Complete Nonsense.