I Didn’t Have Any Plans To Become

It’s So Hard For Me To Sit Back Here In This Studio, Looking At A Guy Out Here, Hollering My Name!—when Last Year I Spent More Money, On Spilled Liquor, In Bars From One Side Of This World To The Other, Than You Made! You’re Talking To The Rolex Wearing, Diamond Ring Wearing, Kiss Stealing, Whoa! Wheelin Dealin’, Limosuine Riding, Jet Flying Son Of A Gun And I’m Having A Hard Time Holding These Alligators Down!

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', Profilin', Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss-stealing, Wheelin' N' Dealin' Son Of A Gun!

I Think My Fondest Memories Would Be With Sting, And Steamboat, Dusty And Er… I Made A Lot Of Money Wrestling Wahoo Mcdaniel And Jack Mulligan Too. It’d Be Hard To Pinpoint One.

None Of This Was Written To Hurt Anybody's Feelings.

In My Life, I've Been A Movie Star, A Rock Star, And A Sports Star, All Wrapped Up Into One-and Worked Harder At It Than Anybody Else.