In My Life, I've Been A Movie

In My Life, I've Been A Movie Star, A Rock Star, And A Sports Star, All Wrapped Up Into One-and Worked Harder At It Than Anybody Else.

I'm Every Woman's Dream And Every Man's Nightmare.

It’s So Hard For Me To Sit Back Here In This Studio, Looking At A Guy Out Here, Hollering My Name!—when Last Year I Spent More Money, On Spilled Liquor, In Bars From One Side Of This World To The Other, Than You Made! You’re Talking To The Rolex Wearing, Diamond Ring Wearing, Kiss Stealing, Whoa! Wheelin Dealin’, Limosuine Riding, Jet Flying Son Of A Gun And I’m Having A Hard Time Holding These Alligators Down!

I Bleed Like Nobody Else.

I Love The Military. They Don’t Get Nearly Enough Credit For All The Hard Work They Do To Protect Us, Keep Us In A Safe Place So We Can Enjoy Ourselves Every Day.