I Did Want To Be The Top

The Joke Was That President Bush Only Declared War When Starbucks Was Hit. You Can Mess With The U.n. All You Want, But When You Start Interfering With The Right To Get Caffeinated, Someone Has To Pay.

People Tell Me I Saved Hundreds And Hundreds Of People. But I Have To Tell You: It’s Not The People You Saved That You Remember. It’s The Ones You Couldn’t Save. Those Are The Ones You Talk About. Those Are The Faces And Situations That Stay With You Forever.

I Don’t Shoot People With Korans. I’d Like To, But I Don’t.

Just Because War Is Hell Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Have A Little Fun.

I'm A Better Husband And Father Than I Was A Killer.