I Decided To Write A Book Primarily

I'm Going To Tell It Straight, That Yes, I'd Love To Be Traded

I Want To Help People, Give Hope To All. Humor Is The Foundation Of Our Lives.

When Brian Told Me He Grew Up In New Mexico, I Told Him I Thought It Is Cool That People From Other Countries Play Football. He Corrected Me On My Geography And Agreed To Sit Down With Me Anyway.

If I'm Not The Sexiest Man Alive, Explain Why So Many Women Married Me.

Ride It When You Retire.