I’d Wanted Emotion But Couldn’t Find It

I Think Hillary Clinton's Been's Depressing Democratic Turnout.

If You've Ever Swum In The Ocean, And You Go Underneath The Waves, You Know, You're Kind Of Moved By The Currents, But You're Not Being Slapped Around At The Top Of The Water By The Waves. And That's Sort Of What Meditation Is Like.

I Don't Have Much Experience, But The Few Times When I Would Go On A Date With A Girl - Like When I Was 12 - There Was A Lot Of Sharing, And A Lot Of Talking, And A Lot Of Asking How I Am. They Thought We Were Dating, And I Was Sort Of Hoping To Meet Their Brothers.

Just To Be Clear, If, Like Pat Robertson, You Somehow Missed All The Evidence, All The Research, The Depth And Breadth Of All The Knowledge Garnered About Hiv And Aids Over The Past Three Decades, You Cannot Get Hiv If You Share Towels.

As I Was Reading The Book [superficial: More Adventures From The Andy Cohen Diaries] I Kept Thinking, "sweetie, You Are Dancing As Fast As You Can!"