I Cried When I Had No Shoes,

If I'm Creating Something For Myself, Then I Want To Have Fun.

I'm Not A First-place Person.

That's How All Theater Should Be Done - You Only Have One Chance To See It And Then It's Gone. One Night Only.

I Was Just A Kid. I Think I Stole A Candy Bar. I Remember Feeling So Terrible. It Was The Worst Shock. I Was Probably 7. That's My Least Favorite Feeling: Guilt.

I Like Working With The Public, I Like Working With Food, And I Like Making Cash.