I Counsel Thee, Shut Not Thy Heart,

Asparagus Inspires Gentle Thoughts.

Clap An Extinguisher Upon Your Irony If You Are Unhappily Blessed With A Vein Of It.

No Work Is Worse Than Overwork; The Mind Preys On Itself,--the Most Unwholesome Of Food.

A Pun Is Not Bound By The Laws Which Limit Nicer Wit. It Is A Pistol Let Off At The Ear; Not A Feather To Tickle The Intellect.

Do Not Fold, Spindle Or Mutilate.