Do Not Fold, Spindle Or Mutilate.

New Year's Day Is Every Man's Birthday.

There Is Not In The Wide World A Valley So Sweet As That Vale In Whose Bosom The Bright Waters Meet.

As Half In Shade And Half In Sun This World Along Its Path Advances, May That Side The Sun 's Upon Be All That E'er Shall Meet Thy Glances!

The Drinking Man Is Never Less Himself Than During His Sober Intervals.

Gluttony And Surfeiting Are No Proper Occasions For Thanksgiving.