I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like

Life's Not All About Money.

There Are No Unsavable Souls.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

I'll Always Be An Outrageous Character.

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.