I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like

Conceived In Anger, Addicted To Hate, The Mutant Child Of A Twisted State.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

Maybe It's Not Too Late To Learn How To Love And Forget How To Hate.

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

I Have A Night Off On Halloween. It's Halloween For Me Every Night. Let Everybody Else Be Ozzy For The Night. People Go Out Dressed As Me.