I Come From A Long Line Of

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!

Nobody Gave Me What I Wanted For My Birthday! Nobody! What Sort Of Presents Do You Call These? New Shoes, A Green Sweater And A Bunch Of Stupid Toys!" "what Were You Expecting?" "real Estate!

I Feel Kind Of Depressed Today... Do You Ever Have The Feeling That Life Has Passed You By? Worse Than That... Sometimes I Think Life And I Are Going In Opposite Directions!

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.