I Can't Take A Well-tanned Person Seriously.

You Cannot Expect Everything Even From The Friendliest Cat. It Is Still A Cat.

It Used To Be Said That, Socially Speaking, Philadelphia Asked Who A Person Is, New York How Much Is He Worth, And Boston What Does He Know. Nationally It Has Now Become Generally Recognized That Boston Society Has Long Cared Even More Than Philadelphia About The First Point And Has Refined The Asking Of Who A Person Is To The Point Of Demanding To Know Who He Was. Philadelphia Asks About A Man's Parents; Boston Wants To Know About His Grandparents.

I Told The Good Father That If He And I Were Going In The Future To Some Wonderful Elysian Field And The Animals Were Not Going To Go Anywhere, That Was All The More Reason To Give Them A Little Better Shake In The One Life They Did Have.

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only Difference Between The Republicans And The Democrats Is The Republicans Are Socialists And The Democrats Are Bolsheviks.