The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn

Man Has An Infinite Capacity To Rationalize - Especially When It Comes To What He Wants To Eat.

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only Difference Between The Republicans And The Democrats Is The Republicans Are Socialists And The Democrats Are Bolsheviks.

...one Of The Ways In Which Cats Show Happiness Is By Sleeping.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.