I Can't Swim And I'm Terrified Of

I Burn A Lot Of Stuff. My Son, Bless His Heart, Eats It Anyway. But He Makes A Face!

A Lot Of People Say It's Cathartic To Cook, And I'm Like, 'how Is It Cathartic Washing All These Dishes?'

As The Oldest I Was A Daddys Girl And Loved Him With All My Heart. My Daddy Had Holes In His Shoes So That He Could Pay For My Photography Classes, You Know What I Mean.

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

I Love 'the View,' So When You're Living The Dream, It's Not Work.