I Can't Swim And I'm Terrified Of

I Don't Think Anything Predated Christians.

I Have Hair That I Audition With, My Sitcom Hair Which Is A Curly Wig. I Have My Long Chic Hair That I Wear To My Son's School So They Know I'm Not Playing Around. I Always Tell People That My Husband Gets A Different Woman Every Night When I Come Home From 'the View.' Hair Makes You Feel A Certain Way, Like Putting A Power Suit On.

I Get Along Very Well With The Cast Of '30 Rock.' I Guess I Bring A Certain Quirkiness To The Show As Well. I'm Just Thankful They Keep Asking Me. I Didn't Think I Was Going To Be Asked Back So Every Time They Say, 'we Want You Back,' I'm Screaming. I'm Jumping Up And Down And Screaming.

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

My Mom Passed Away At 41 From Diabetes. And I'm 42, Thank You. I Didn't Want To Do That To My Son. So Any Time I Was At The Gym, That Thing That Helped Me Do That Last Squat Was My Son Calling Some Other Woman Mommy. And That Would Just Give Me That Extra Oomph To Do That Last Squat. I Want To Be Around For Him.