I Can't Selfishly Take Journeys Anymore Because

I Will Do Comedy Until The Day I Die: Inappropriate Comedy, Funny Comedy, Gender-bending, Twisting Comedy, Whatever Comedy Is Out There.

I'm One Of Those People Who Knows How Lucky She Is. And Every Day, I Look Around The House, And I Count My Blessings. They're All There Under That Roof.

I Have An Expensive Hobby: Buying Homes, Redoing Them, Tearing Them Down And Building Them Up The Way They Want To Be Built. I Want To Be An Architect.

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.

I Haven't Always Acted Or Reacted In A Way That Made Me Proud, But I Didn't Make That Same Mistake Twice, And I Think That's What I Love About Adversity Is That It Always Reminds Me Of What's Really Valuable In Life.