I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can

Elvis Was The First Person In Music That I Really Identified With.

If You're Waiting For Someone To Believe In You, You'll Be Waiting Forever. You Must Believe In Yourself.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.