I Can't Dance To Save My Life.

I Enjoy Being Me; I Always Have Done. I've Seen People Where It Rules Their Lives, You Know, Who Want To Be Thinner Or Have Bigger Boobs, And It Wears Them Down. And I Don't Want That In My Life. It's Never Been An Issue - At Least, I've Never Hung Out With The Sort Of Horrible People Who Would Make It An Issue. I Have Insecurities, Of Course, But I Don't Hang Out With Anyone Who Points Them Out To Me.

I'm Just Writing Love Songs. I'm Not Trying To Be Pop. I'm Not Trying To Be Jazz. I'm Not Trying To Be Anything. I'm Just Writing Love Songs. And Everyone Loves A Love Song.

I Was Adopting An Ethiopian Child, That's Not True. My House Was Haunted, That Wasn't True. God, There's Been So Many Rumours.

I Love A Card. You Know, Cards? At Birthdays? I Collect Them.

I Read A Comment [about Me] On Youtube That I Thought Would Upset Me — ‘test Pilot For Pies’ — But I’ve Always Been A Size 14-16 And Been Fine With It. I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn’t.