Music Isn`t For The Eyes, It`s For

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'

I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn't.

I Don't Want People Confusing What It Is That I'm About. I Just Stand There And Sing. And I Don't Do Stunts Or Anything. If I Wanted To Do All That, I Don't Think I'd Get Away With It.

I've Got Some News... I'm Delighted To Announce That Simon And I Are Expecting Our First Child Together. I Wanted You To Hear The News Direct From Me, Obviously We're Over The Moon.

Music Isn`t For The Eyes, It`s For The Ears