I Cannot Stand People Who Disagree With

I Must Confess That I've Never Trusted The Web. I've Always Seen It As A Coward's Tool. Where Does It Live? How Do You Hold It Personally Responsible? Can You Put A Distributed Network Of Fiber-optic Cable "on Notice"? And Is It Male Or Female? In Other Words, Can I Challenge It To A Fight?

I Could Sit Toe To Toe At A Potato Table With Anybody.

Oops! I Always Thought Peta Stood For Please Eat This Animal.

I Deliver My Truth Hot And Hard.

There's Nothing Wrong With Stretching The Truth. We Stretch Taffy, And That Just Makes It More Delicious.