I Just Believe In A Huge Universe

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

I Listen To The Audience And Try And Bounce With Them. All Audiences Are Different. But They Are All Homo Sapiens.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

You Initially Become Funny As A Kid Because You're Looking For Attention And Love. Psychologists Think That's All To Do With Mother Abandonment. I Think John Cleese Has His Depressions, And Terry Gilliam's The Same. All Of Us Together Make One Completely Insane Person.