I Can Turn On The Radio Right

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls Aren't Real

I'll Always Prefer To Play With Women And Hang Out With Women, And I'll Always Be A Feminist.

My Daughter Is An Angel On Earth, So When I See Her It All Goes Away. I See Her And - Phew! - All That Dark Goes Away Pretty Much.

I Need The Gays At The Shows. If I Don't Have The Gays, I Just Go Nuts, Because They Always Know Every Word And They're The Best Core Audience You Can Have.