You Want To Live The Dream? You

That Which Is Imagined Need Never Be Lost.

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.

When You're Dying And Your Life Is Flashing Before Your Eyes, You're Gonna Be Thinking About The Great Things That You Did, The Horrible Things That You Did And The Emotional Impact That Someone Had On You And That You Had On Somebody Else. Those Are The Things That Are Relevant. To Have Some Sort Of Emotional Impact That Transcends Your Time, That's Great. As Long As You Don't Mess It Up By Being Undignified When You're Old.

Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls Aren't Real

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!