I Can Levitate Birds. No One Cares.

Magic Has Always Been Of A Great Interest Of Mine. I Was An Amateur Magician When I Was Young. I Used To Practice And Read Up On It A Lot. I'm Well-aware Of The History Of Magic.

I Can't Imagine Any Director Directing A Screenplay Of Mine, Because The Great Directors All Have Very Personal Styles, And The Ones That Don't Are Not Very Interesting Directors.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

I Am An Only Child. I Have One Sister.

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.