I Can Let My True Self Shine

Zen Cuts Straight Through The Quidditch Match In Progress And Almost Gets Taken Down By A Beater Hurling A Nerf Quaffle Right At His Machopartes.

All Subjects Are The Same. I Memorize Notes For A Test, Spew It, Ace It, Then Forget It. What Makes This Scary For The Future Of Our Country Is That I'm In The Tip-top Percentile On Every Standardized Test. I'm A Model Student With A Very Crappy Attitude About Learning.

Hornergy' Is Zen's Term For The Indomitable Athletic Edge Powered By Sexual Restraint. The Basketball, Baseball And Football Teams Haven't Had A Winning Season In Years. The Table-tennis Team, However, Is Undefeated.

I Do So Much Revising As I Go Along; I Wonder How I Could Write Books If I Hadn't Grown Up In The Computer Age. I Think I'd Be A Very Different Writer. I Find Myself Cutting And Pasting, Changing Things Around And Deleting Whole Paragraphs Constantly.

Most People Talk When They Have Nothing To Say. I’m Not Talking Because I Have Too Much To Say. None Of Which I’d Want You To Hear.