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Wine Is Wonderful Stuff. But So Many People Are Put Off By The Snobbery Of It.

Laughter Destroys Any Divisions Between People.

I Think Humor Is Incredibly Positive, I Think It Is Life Advancing. There's Medical Research To Show That It Improves Your Antibodies. It's All About Sense And Perspective.

There Are 3 Basic Differences Between We British And You Americans. One, We Speak English, And You Don't. Two, When We Have A "world Championship", We Invite Teams From Other Nations. Three, When You Meet The British Head Of State, You Only Have To Get Down On One Knee.

The Trouble With The British Is That They Are Not Interested In Ideas. If Jesus Came Back Today And Offered To Speak For An Hour On British Television, They Would Say, "what! Another Talking Head?