What Have The Romans Ever Done For

I Could Take An Umbrella And Balance It On My Chin Or On My Foot. And I Just Got Interested In That Kind Of Thing. And As I Played Games More And More And Got Stronger Physically, I Just Became More Coordinated.

It's Too Difficult To Start Right From Scratch And Try And Be Funny Out Of The Blue.

Come To Me. I Want To Plow You Like A Calgary Driveway At Christmas.

No Hope For Planet At All. But I Will Be Gone Before The Planet Is Gone, So It's Your Problem.

I Think We're All Born With A Sense Of Humor. Creativity Is Another Thing Though.