I Can Be A Snarky Asshole, Or

You Can't Write A Children's Book That Takes More Than Five Or Six Minutes To Read, Because It Will Drive The Parents Batty. It Has To Be Compact. Nobody Thinks About The Parents When They Write These Stupid Books. I Could Write Longer Children's Books, But It Would Actually Be Bad If I Did.

The Global Business Climate Is Likewhatever, Dude.

The Illustrators Work So Much Harder On The Books Than The Writers Do. I Mean, That's So Much Work Doing What They Do, And It's Terrible For Them.

The Whole Idea Of Punk Rock Is That You're Dressing Yourself In A Crazy Leather Jacket With Safety Pins And A Mohawk. The Idea Of Being The Rebel Is A Boring Societal Idea. It's Such A Type. And That's What I Was, Without Knowing It.

Internet Fame Is Like Regular Fame Only Without All The Annoying 'money' And 'power.'