I Bought A Scratch Off Lottery Ticket,

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

I Have A Friend Who Is A Juggler. If I'm At His House, I Don't Like To Take Food From Him, If It's In Threes. He Has Three Apples Left, I Guess I Can't Have One. I Wouldn't Want To Screw Up His Practice Routine.

As A Comedian, You Have To Start The Show Strong And You Have To End The Show Strong. Those Are The Two Key Elements. You Can't Be Like Pancakes. You're All Happy At First, But Then By The End, You're Sick Of 'em.

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.