I Believe You Can Joke About Anything.

The Next Time They Give You All That Civic Bullshit About Voting, Keep In Mind That Hitler Was Elected In A Full, Free Democratic Election

It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad For Ya.

When He Got Loaded, The Human Cannonball Knew There Were Not Many Men Of His Caliber.

There Are Actually People Who Go Out And Re-fight These Battles. You Know What I Say? Use Real Ammunition! You Just Might Raise The Intelligence Level Of The American Gene Pool!

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.