I Became A Better Pitcher When I

He (ted Simmons) Didn't Sound Like A Baseball Player. He Said Things Like 'nevertheless' And 'if, In Fact.

The Future Is Much Like The Present, Only Longer.

Strikes (1981) Are Real Life. It Took Up Seven Weeks Of Real Time. That's A Fifth Of A Pregnancy.

The Best Thing About Baseball Is There's No Homework.

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.