I Applaud Anyone Who Thinks I'm Good-looking

I Don't Get Boy Bands These Days. Thye Don't Write Their Own Songs And Everything Is Choreographed From Their Dance Moves To How They Have Sex With Each Other After The Show.

So Many Artists Today Will Talk About Green This Or Organic That, But You Know What? What We Are Eating, I Think, Is Really Doing A Lot Of Bad To Us. I'm Not Sure If I'm The Guy To Do It Right Now, Because I Have To Clean Up My House Too, So To Speak, But We've Got To Start Addressing This. Too Many People Are Getting Sick Today.

I Used To Get So Jealous If My Wife Liked Another Band More Than My Own. Come To Think Of It, I Still Do.

I Applaud Anyone Who Thinks I'm Good-looking And Invite Them Into My World.

I'm Not Gay, A Lotta People Think I'm Gay. I Have A Girlfriend. She Thinks I'm Gay.