I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question

Why Can't We Just Be Nice? It's Like, We Grow Up, And Then We Get Right Back Into High School.

I Never Leave My House. Then I Don't Have To Put A Bra On, And I Don't Have To Change My Pants.

As Hard As It Is And As Tired As I Am, I Force Myself To Get Dinner At Least Once A Week With My Girlfriends, Or Have A Sleepover. Otherwise My Life Is Just Work.

My Family Went On A Cruise, And I Got A Terrible Haircut. Fyi: Never Get Your Hair Cut On A Cruise. And I Had, Like, This Blonde Curly 'fro, And I Walked Into The Gym The First Day Back In Seventh Grade And Everyone Was Staring At Me, And For Some Reason I Thought, I Know What I Need To Do! And I Just Started Sprinting From One End Of The Gym To The Other, And I Thought It Was Hilarious. But Nobody Else At That Age Really Did. It Was Genuinely Weird

I Can't Hear Myself. I Can Stare At My Double Chin All I Want, But Hearing This Androgynous Voice, You Can't Even Tell What Sex I Am.