I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

My Family Went On A Cruise, And I Got A Terrible Haircut. Fyi: Never Get Your Hair Cut On A Cruise. And I Had, Like, This Blonde Curly 'fro, And I Walked Into The Gym The First Day Back In Seventh Grade And Everyone Was Staring At Me, And For Some Reason I Thought, I Know What I Need To Do! And I Just Started Sprinting From One End Of The Gym To The Other, And I Thought It Was Hilarious. But Nobody Else At That Age Really Did. It Was Genuinely Weird

"you Look How You Look," "be Comfortable. What Are You Going To Do? Be Hungry Every Single Day To Make Other People Happy? That's Just Dumb."

Not To Sound Rude, But [acting] Is Stupid. Everybody's Like "how Can You Remain With A Level Head?". And I'm Like "why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life. There Are Doctors Who Save Lives And Firemen Who Run Into Burning Buildings. I'm Making Movies. It's Stupid."

In A Short Amount Of Time, I've Lived So Much, Had So Many Experiences And Met So Many Different Types Of People And Even Lived In So Many Countries. If I Had Been In School, I'd Be Learning About The World From Books.