I Never Leave My House. Then I

I Hate People Who Say, "oh, I'm Addicted To Working Out". I Just Want To Punch Those People In The Face.

"i Was Just Like A Pathological Liar When I Was A Kid. I Think I Just Wanted To One-up Somebody. Somebody Would Be Like, 'oh, God, My Legs Hurt.' I'd Be Like, 'your Legs Hurt? I'm Getting Mine Amputated Next Week.' And That's Actually How My Mother Found Out. She Came To School And Somebody Was Like, 'god, That's Such A Shame About Jennifer's Legs.' She Made Me Purge. I Had To Spill Out All Of My Lies. I Was Like, 'i Said That Dad Drove A Barge, And We Were Millionaires, And You Were Pregnant, I Had To Get My Legs Amputated, And I Spayed Cats And Dogs On The Weekends.' Now I Can't Lie.

I Never Think It's Right To Chew Gum In Front Of Other People, But A Lot Of Times I'll Come In For A Meeting Chewing Gum And I'll Forget I'm Chewing It. Then You Don't Want To Swallow It Because It Stays In Your System For Seven Years Or Something, So I've Asked To Throw It Away. I've Started To Wonder If That's Why I Didn't Get Certain Movies.

I'm Dead Sober. This Is Just Me.

I Was Raised To Have Value For Money, To Have Respect For Money, Even Though You Have A Lot Of It.