I Am Not A Woman. I Am

Being Offended Is Part Of Being In The Real World.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Do Too Much. Life Would Be So Boring If You Didn't Have These, Like, Holes To Fall Into And Climb Out Of. I Want To Do Everything. I Just Want Everything. I Don't Think You Can Ever Have Too Much.

I'm Ultimately A Widow And A Single Mother, Who's Not Even Getting To Be A Mother Right Now. I Am So Alone, It's Freaky.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.