I Am Not A Good Cue Card

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.

I Think Comedy Has Evolved Like Every Art Form, And People Probably Do Less Standing Around And Telling Jokes, And More Things That Have To Do With Reality.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."

Well, The Post Office Is Probably Not The Place You Want To Go If You Want To Be Infused With Patriotism And A Renewed Sense Of Vigor.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.