I Am Kinder To My Body. I

The Real Pride, The Real Present, Is Your Health And Your Longevity. My Whole Career, I Have Never Done Anything Where Competition Was Involved With Weight Loss.

I Could Be Hit By A Sara Lee Truck Tomorrow. Which Is Not A Bad Way Of Going: 'richard Simmons Found In A Freeway In Pound Cake And Fudge, With A Smile On His Face.' Let's Face It. We Don't Know Anything.

Every Day You Eat Is Every Day You Have To Work Out.

Puberty For Me Was Graduating From Thousand Island Salad Dressing To Caesar Salads. It Was Like Going From Hot Dogs And Hamburgers To Beef Stroganoff, Or From Ice Cream In A Cone To Creme Brulee.

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!